{"id":2909,"date":"2011-03-04T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T19:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/my-fucking-husband\/"},"modified":"2011-03-04T13:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T19:46:00","slug":"my-fucking-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/my-fucking-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"My fucking husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El dear husband de una amiga se ha convertido s\u00fabitamente en su fucking husband. Todo porque su se\u00f1ora madre es una, y cito a mi amiga: \u00abpinche vieja\u00bb. \u00bfPorqu\u00e9? Porque la se\u00f1ora ha resultado ser una controladora, castrante y metiche zorra del mal. Mi amiga est\u00e1 bastante dotada a nivel cerebral y es gracias a este dato que las cosas no han degenerado en una cat fight digna de verduler\u00eda. La se\u00f1ora se ha sentido capaz de decidir d\u00f3nde, cu\u00e1ndo y d\u00f3nde deben vivir mi amiga y su husband. El asunto tiene -en teor\u00eda- una soluci\u00f3n bastante simple: \u00e9l debe ponerle l\u00edmites muy claros a su progenitora respecto a donde puede meter sus narizotas y d\u00f3nde no. Pero \u00e9l no se atreve.<\/p>\n<p>Por eso y por las l\u00f3gicas discusiones acaloradas que todo lo anterior caus\u00f3, es que el dear husband ha pasado, moment\u00e1neamente a ser el fucking one.<\/p>\n<p>Con todo lo cual que me he venido enterando de las vidas de los amigos y amigas emparejados, me he estado preguntando si el estado casado de la vida me convendr\u00e1. Soy un ser libre que hace lo que su coraz\u00f3n le manda, s\u00f3lo un amor profundo me convencer\u00e1 de caminar al lado de alguien.<\/p>\n<p>Y tener un d\u00eda un fucking husband.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El dear husband de una amiga se ha convertido s\u00fabitamente en su fucking husband. 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Mi amiga est\u00e1 bastante dotada a nivel cerebral y es gracias a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>My fucking husband - Diana Mart\u00edn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/my-fucking-husband\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"My fucking husband - Diana Mart\u00edn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El dear husband de una amiga se ha convertido s\u00fabitamente en su fucking husband. 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