{"id":2946,"date":"2010-05-02T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/bailo-solo-el-pajaro-loco\/"},"modified":"2010-05-02T10:38:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:38:00","slug":"bailo-solo-el-pajaro-loco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/bailo-solo-el-pajaro-loco\/","title":{"rendered":"Bail\u00f3 solo el p\u00e1jaro loco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hace un a\u00f1o, m\u00e1s o menos, rese\u00f1aba yo aqu\u00ed los futuros de varias de mis amigas. El de una de ellas vari\u00f3 por completo y no result\u00f3 ser lo que ella tan cuidadosamente planeaba -como suele suceder- el de otra, por el contrario, no se desvi\u00f3 de los derroteros que tan evidentes resultaban hace meses.<br \/>Ayer se cas\u00f3. Esta entrada no trata de su boda -la cual fu\u00e9 hermosa, dicho sea de paso- sino de c\u00f3mo una de las insignes invitadas -yo- decidi\u00f3 refinar a\u00fan m\u00e1s su disfraz de mujer para esa noche haciendo cita para corte y peinado en un sal\u00f3n de belleza \u00abalternativo\u00bb que queda a pocos pasos de su casa. Siendo una mujer de 3o a\u00f1os en pleno proceso de averiguar exactamente c\u00f3mo demonios se comporta una f\u00e9mina de esa edad, me he creado muchas <span>personas<\/span>, trajes y actitudes diversas que me pongo seg\u00fan las circunstancias. Y la que me fabricaron ayer a base de kilos de laca no me gust\u00f3 nada. La cita fu\u00e9 al filo de la 1:40 pm, el estilista, un chico gay que no par\u00f3 de platicar con su ligue -quien lo fu\u00e9 a visitar a la chamba-, acerca de las bondades de un DJ del M\u00f3nica\u00b4s: un prodigio-seg\u00fan \u00e9l-del buen gusto al mezclar m\u00fasica electr\u00f3nica. En esta est\u00e9tica siempre dejo a los artistas de la tijera a su aire, conf\u00edo en ellos, siempre me han hecho cortes que me gustan. Esta vez fu\u00e9 la excepci\u00f3n a la regla. El peinado resultante fu\u00e9 una suerte de casquete a la p\u00e1jaro loco cruzado con la novicia voladora. Y el chico queria dejarlo asim\u00e9trico. Eso s\u00ed no se lo permit\u00ed. Llegu\u00e9 a mi casa tomando callecitas secundarias, rog\u00e1ndole a dios que nadie me viera. Qu\u00e9 ignominia. Ya en la mansi\u00f3n, me aplaqu\u00e9 la tiesa cresta de guacamaya con un gorrito y d\u00e1ndole pasones con un cepillo. Para eso de las 6 pm, aquello ya se hab\u00eda convertido en algo usable que incluso me gust\u00f3. En algo tipo cavern\u00edcola-grafilado-chic. Me enfund\u00e9 mi maravilloso vestidito rojo de gamuza, me parapet\u00e9 en mis tacones rojos de aguja y me fu\u00ed. Me divert\u00ed supremamente y tambi\u00e9n se me ca\u00eda el trasero del fr\u00edo atroz que lleg\u00f3 a hacer a las 3 am en aquel sal\u00f3n de eventos al aire libre. El roc\u00edo del sereno nos dijo a todos que la fiesta hab\u00eda terminado.<br \/>Y hoy ya veremos.<\/p>\n<p>Cuidadito con sus pelos,<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hace un a\u00f1o, m\u00e1s o menos, rese\u00f1aba yo aqu\u00ed los futuros de varias de mis amigas. El de una de ellas vari\u00f3 por completo y no result\u00f3 ser lo que ella tan cuidadosamente planeaba -como suele suceder- el de otra, por el contrario, no se desvi\u00f3 de los derroteros que tan evidentes resultaban hace meses.Ayer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bail\u00f3 solo el p\u00e1jaro loco - Diana Mart\u00edn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/bailo-solo-el-pajaro-loco\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bail\u00f3 solo el p\u00e1jaro loco - Diana Mart\u00edn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hace un a\u00f1o, m\u00e1s o menos, rese\u00f1aba yo aqu\u00ed los futuros de varias de mis amigas. 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