{"id":2953,"date":"2010-02-20T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/amores-gordos\/"},"modified":"2010-02-20T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T17:31:00","slug":"amores-gordos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/amores-gordos\/","title":{"rendered":"Amores gordos.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;oh s\u00ed, y el gordo encerr\u00f3n que tuve ayer y antier en casa de mi maestra. Llegu\u00e9 a mi asesor\u00eda de los jueves a las 5 pm, en taxi (como deber\u00e1 ser mientras no tenga carro propio, es imposible andar en cami\u00f3n cargando cinco cuadros) y ah\u00ed estaban el Sr. Fundidor y su chal\u00e1n, listos para llevarse el puerquito de plastilina que ser\u00eda vaciado en bronce ventitantas veces.<br \/>La asesor\u00eda propiamente dicha empez\u00f3 a las 8 m\u00e1s o menos, me d\u00ed cuenta de varias cosas, la primera: necesito un caballete, es curioso que mientas mi chamba pierde su aire buenito y demasiado dulce y empieza a sacar las brillantes u\u00f1as de la s\u00e1tira, necesite un utensilio m\u00e1s de pintor que de ilustrador. La segunda: mi maestra, una de las pintoras m\u00e1s renombradas del pa\u00eds, es una mujer que me dobla la edad, y es una cabrona para hacer las cr\u00edticas. Mientras cada una trabajaba por su cuenta, ella de repente volteaba a ver mi trabajo y me dec\u00eda cosas como: \u00abEsa nalga te qued\u00f3 culer\u00edsima, c\u00e1mbiale la forma. Los om\u00f3platos, \u00bfporqu\u00e9 tan marcados si la mujer es sumamente gorda?, \u00bfporqu\u00e9 esa dicotom\u00eda?, la luz, la luz, no te olvides de d\u00f3nde est\u00e1 tu fuente de luz. Huye de los lugares comunes como si fueran la mism\u00edsima peste\u00bb. Pues muchas gracias. Los cinco cuadros que est\u00e1n resultando de su brutal y al mismo tiempo amorosa direcci\u00f3n son muy, muy distintos a los otros, sigo siendo yo, pero con colmillos. Estoy feliz de no estar perdiendo el aire de caricaura  pero estar ganando en seriedad.<br \/>Ya los ver\u00e1n.<br \/>Trabajamos hasta bien entrada la noche, entre las carcajadas por el chanchito -el pinche puerco, le dec\u00edamos- que ella esgrafiaba con una esp\u00e1tula de dentista, la buena conversaci\u00f3n, las cr\u00edticas, los l\u00e1pices y el vino tinto.<br \/>Acab\u00e9 dormida en el sill\u00f3n de su sala. Y a la ma\u00f1ana siguiente casi acab\u00e9 otro cuadro. Ella acab\u00f3 el marranito.<br \/>Hoy sigo, con mis gordos amores, pero ya en mi casa, en la mansi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Cu\u00eddense,<\/p>\n<p>Bais.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;oh s\u00ed, y el gordo encerr\u00f3n que tuve ayer y antier en casa de mi maestra. 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