{"id":3027,"date":"2009-02-16T18:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/mantengan-sus-demonios-debidamente-embotellados\/"},"modified":"2013-03-22T11:03:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-22T17:03:17","slug":"mantengan-sus-demonios-debidamente-embotellados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/mantengan-sus-demonios-debidamente-embotellados\/","title":{"rendered":"Mantengan sus demonios debidamente embotellados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2009\/02\/La+peque%C3%B1a+falla+del+jarr%C3%B2n+babilonio+para+demonios1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2009\/02\/La+peque%C3%B1a+falla+del+jarr%C3%B2n+babilonio+para+demonios.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/>Pero no olviden sacarlos a orear cada siete d\u00edas, de otro modo el demonio en cuesti\u00f3n entra en ebullici\u00f3n y es propenso a causar todo tipo de destrozos y\/o mugreros. O mejor a\u00fan, tomen alg\u00fan curso de adistramientos de estos seres de la fauna interior, a veces resulta inmensamente conveniente soltarlos en los momentos \u00e1lgidos en los que uno necesita una mega dosis extra de cojones.  Es muy importante platicar con ellos. No hacerles caso provoca gastritis, colitis, ansiedad, el infame s\u00edndrome premenstrual y eso es lo menos. Mantengan un ojo en el pozo. Vigilen su espalda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pero no olviden sacarlos a orear cada siete d\u00edas, de otro modo el demonio en cuesti\u00f3n entra en ebullici\u00f3n y es propenso a causar todo tipo de destrozos y\/o mugreros. O mejor a\u00fan, tomen alg\u00fan curso de adistramientos de estos seres de la fauna interior, a veces resulta inmensamente conveniente soltarlos en los momentos \u00e1lgidos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3028,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Mantengan sus demonios debidamente embotellados - Diana Mart\u00edn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/mantengan-sus-demonios-debidamente-embotellados\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mantengan sus demonios debidamente embotellados - Diana Mart\u00edn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pero no olviden sacarlos a orear cada siete d\u00edas, de otro modo el demonio en cuesti\u00f3n entra en ebullici\u00f3n y es propenso a causar todo tipo de destrozos y\/o mugreros. 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