{"id":3029,"date":"2009-02-11T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T02:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/lo-naco-y-lo-inutil\/"},"modified":"2009-02-11T20:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T02:39:00","slug":"lo-naco-y-lo-inutil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/lo-naco-y-lo-inutil\/","title":{"rendered":"Lo naco y lo in\u00fatil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_EjEk6HBOmTE\/SZoKM7BQrwI\/AAAAAAAAAC4\/dJ096CJJmbA\/s1600-h\/una_124.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_EjEk6HBOmTE\/SZoKM7BQrwI\/AAAAAAAAAC4\/dJ096CJJmbA\/s320\/una_124.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lo m\u00e1s naco de este mundo seg\u00fan yo en este d\u00eda y a esta hora: las camionetas hummer y las horrendas u\u00f1as postizas extralargas atascadas de piedritas, \u00a1horror! nada proclama mejor a los cuatro vientos la naquez que poseer o llevar pegados estos admin\u00edculos (si este es su caso solo reencarnando podr\u00edan tener la esperanza de superar su inveterado mal gusto). Lo in\u00fatil: esperar que los camiones avancen r\u00e1pido por Ciudad Arteroesclerosis ( aka. Zona Metropolitana de Guadalajara) el descarado, imp\u00fadico, obsceno e insultante modo en que los partidos pol\u00edticos est\u00e1n invadiendo la ciudad con su basura de propaganda(por cierto pagada por nosotros). Esto \u00faltimo tambi\u00e9n es rematadamente naco por cierto. In\u00fatil es creer que a ciertas personas les crecer\u00e1 el \u00f3rgano conocido como cerebro (ud. sabe a quienes me refiero) si no lo desarrollaron <span>in utero<\/span> nunca lo har\u00e1n. In\u00fatil esperar que mejore el caf\u00e9 de Sanborns, naco es entrar en estos establecimientos con el s\u00f3lo objetivo de usar el ba\u00f1o, m\u00e1s naco a\u00fan si antes te haces menso dizque viendo las revistas para despistar(s\u00ed, soy naqu\u00edsima y que). Nacos son los celulares forrados de piedritas (sean swarovski o de fantas\u00eda), naco e in\u00fatil hacer cola en la apertura de las donas Krispy Kreme desde una d\u00eda antes (\u00a1ups!). Galard\u00f3n especial a la naquez y la inutilidad merecen las postdatas que rezan: \u00abPerd\u00f3n por las faltas de ortograf\u00eda\u00bb, si escriben feo no se disculpen. Naqu\u00e9rrimo no dejar mensajes en las m\u00e1quinas contestadoras y a\u00fan peor: dejar grabada la respiraci\u00f3n tras o\u00edr el beep (o bip) y colgar (mea culpa). No defender los propios gustos naco\u00f1o\u00f1os es triplemente naco que los propios gustos y\/o placeres culpables (mea culpa tambi\u00e9n) s\u00ed, les hablo a ustedes, fans de closet de Aleks Syntek, del canal de telenovelas de Televisa diferido dos horas, intelectuales que leen <span>Crep\u00fasculo<\/span>, que se hartan de ver pel\u00edculas de Lynch que no entienden. Abracen su naquez, es in\u00fatil resistirse. Yo s\u00ed soy bien naca y \u00f1o\u00f1a, pero sin hummer ni u\u00f1as con piedritas. Que tengan un bonito d\u00eda. 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