{"id":3036,"date":"2008-12-22T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/gran-magnun-opus-loro-no-32\/"},"modified":"2008-12-22T14:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T20:31:00","slug":"gran-magnun-opus-loro-no-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/gran-magnun-opus-loro-no-32\/","title":{"rendered":"Gran magnun opus Loro no. 32"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack est\u00e1 feliz. Invierto valios\u00edsimo tiempo en ense\u00f1arle a cantar y a hablar y a \u00e9l le da por dar magn\u00edficos conciertos en solitario, seg\u00fan me he enterado. A veces escucho fragmentos de su sus magnos opus detr\u00e1s de la puerta. Como que se cohibe cuando yo estoy presente y canta puras incoherencias. Jack, como cualquier loro que se respete, esta rematadamente orate y es inteligent\u00edsimo. Hace unos pocos a\u00f1os fu\u00ed testigo del suicidio de una paloma, \u00e9sta estaba toda cubierta de gasolina, recuerdo haber pensado que su aspecto no pod\u00eda ser mas miserable cuando se lanz\u00f3 bajo la rueda delantera de un auto. Desde entonces respeto la inteligencia de las aves.<br \/>Parece que por fin ya tengo las ideas para el cuadrote, pas\u00e9 dos semanas en el marasmo creativo, esperando a que el h\u00e1mster cocinara lo que le encargu\u00e9.<br \/>Descubr\u00ed a un escritor genial, su nombre es Etgar K\u00e9ret, el tipo es israel\u00ed, escribe cuentos cortos \u00e1giles, ingeniosos, divertidos&#8230;aunque he de confesar que despu\u00e9s de estarte carcajeando mentalmente con una sonrisa en los labios por las situaciones descritas en los relatos te empiezas a sentir culpable de hacerlo, (sus personajes pasan situaciones a veces verdaderamente tr\u00e1gicas) el Sr. K\u00e9ret ( s\u00f3lo 41 a\u00f1os de edad ) tiene una forma de poner las cosas de tal forma que parece que la historia te estuviera siendo contada oralmente, as\u00ed de coloquial es su lenguaje, y su humor es sarc\u00e1stico, es TAN familiar que te olvidas del detalle de que este hombre vive al otro lado del mundo hasta que entran naturalmente descripciones de la vida en Israel, como lo son el servicio militar, nombres de platillos que se comen en el sabbat, etc. El libro que le\u00ec de \u00e8l se llama                              \u00bb Pizzer\u00eda kamikaze y otros relatos \u00bb lo edita Sexto Piso. 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Jack, como [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Gran magnun opus Loro no. 32 - Diana Mart\u00edn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/gran-magnun-opus-loro-no-32\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gran magnun opus Loro no. 32 - Diana Mart\u00edn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Jack est\u00e1 feliz. 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