{"id":3038,"date":"2008-12-05T17:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T23:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianamartin.net\/es\/ciudad-arteroesclerosis\/"},"modified":"2008-12-05T17:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T23:06:00","slug":"ciudad-arteroesclerosis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/ciudad-arteroesclerosis\/","title":{"rendered":"Ciudad Arteroesclerosis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No s\u00e9 si es exacto el t\u00e9rmino, pero no puedo evitar imaginar el a veces imposible tr\u00e1fico de esta ciudad como las venas tiesas de alguien arteroesclerol\u00edtco. Dan ganas de gritar cuando ves que los peatones caminan mas aprisa que el cami\u00f3n donde vas temporalmente enlatado y m\u00e1s cuando en la atestada unidad van contigo una docena de aullantes, carcajeantes y gritones pubertos de secundaria fascinados porque van a tener un picnic en Colomos.<br \/>Hoy unas chicas de secundaria iban haciendo m\u00fasica experimental chasqueando la lengua contra el paladar, produciendo unos asquerosos ruidos caldosos mientras el cami\u00f3n se mov\u00eda en c\u00e1mara lenta por las estrechas calles del centro. Daban ganas de estrellarles las cabecitas de pelos cortados disparejamente con navaja contra la ventana, pero ejerc\u00ed mi paciencia y sorb\u00ed mi capuccino helado observando el reflejo de mis pelos en el puerqu\u00edsimo cristal de mi ventana&#8230;me cort\u00e9 el pelo ayer y qued\u00e9 como Willy Wonka, me gusta.<br \/>La gente se infarta si no tiene cuidado con su arteroesclerosis. La soluci\u00f3n a la enfermedad de la vialidad de la ciudad es una sola palabra: METRO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No s\u00e9 si es exacto el t\u00e9rmino, pero no puedo evitar imaginar el a veces imposible tr\u00e1fico de esta ciudad como las venas tiesas de alguien arteroesclerol\u00edtco. Dan ganas de gritar cuando ves que los peatones caminan mas aprisa que el cami\u00f3n donde vas temporalmente enlatado y m\u00e1s cuando en la atestada unidad van contigo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ciudad Arteroesclerosis - Diana Mart\u00edn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dianamartin.net\/es\/ciudad-arteroesclerosis\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ciudad Arteroesclerosis - Diana Mart\u00edn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"No s\u00e9 si es exacto el t\u00e9rmino, pero no puedo evitar imaginar el a veces imposible tr\u00e1fico de esta ciudad como las venas tiesas de alguien arteroesclerol\u00edtco. 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